crowleysaurus

An extremely shy and timid creature rarely found in the wild and more commonly found in captivity, can normally be observed on a couch or other padded setting fondling a nut sack ( normally his own);; sexually stimulated by the scent of bacon, and when bothered or annoyed responds with a warning of 'ah bro' or 'nooooooo'. Crowleysaurus are in a constant state of hibernation, accumulating mass and cultivating sweet foods. The only known crowleysaurus in existence is 24 years to date, but the expected lifespan is anywhere from 25-32 years old, an diabetes will more than likely be the cause of death. Crowleysaurus form long term mostly monogamous relationships with robasaurus, and mating rituals can be observed via intimate World of Warcraft play. Physical characteristics include white spy sun glasses, a half drank beer, a poorly cut cutoff, a beard that could get you on a child porn watch list, and flops...flow is rare but had been seen occasionally, often sub par. His best friend is often a regadamous.

Stevasaurus rex can often be considered a crowleysaurus

by Crowleysaurus November 27, 2013

Crowell

A last name of a douch or a great person can't be in the middle

" Those two are crowells for sure"

by see you next year or not haha September 29, 2020

The Crowley's

When you're shit turns green due to untreated VD

1. Yo Katie I just shat a Crowley

2. Man! you're full of the Crowley's

by Mizzle Frizzle June 11, 2006

Alastor Crowley

The founder of the satanist cult.

Jimmy Page bought Alastor crowley's mansion after he died, causing many people to accuse him of satanism.

by Frasernator September 24, 2006

Julia Crowley

An odd fish.
Taller than a giraffe and away with the fairies.

"Hey did you see her one dancing on the roof?"
"Yeah she's hammered!"
"She's such a Julia Crowley "

by Greekarchitect November 4, 2019

Candy Crowley

Squeezing Hot Fresh Jelly Filled Donuts in a Fat Girls Ass.

I so want to go home tonight and do a Candy Crowley with my oversized girl friend.

by ButtGravy July 17, 2010

Crowel

Pronounced like foul

Similar use to fuck, drill, split, streel etc...

To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.

Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all.

1- Watch me Crowel this little straggler.

2- I crowled her, Vince!

3- Remember that bitch who I crowled?

4- You have been charged with the crowling, without consent, of ------. How do you plead?

5- You could end up crowling her...

6- You know, crowling animals is both wrong AND illegal.

7- Can I crowel you in the ass this time?

8- Did you see that?!? That doberman just jumped out of the shadows and crowled the absolute fuck out of that kitten!

9- I'll Crowel your ass for that, Taffer!

by Aquateddy May 31, 2006