cootchie cutter

shorts that are too short

by Anonymous October 16, 2002

Crotching

The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.

Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)

by ep42 April 23, 2009

Crotcher

red head; ginger; fire crotch

Wow, that girl with freckles is such a crotcher

by tiqle May 29, 2010

crotchity

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.

That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.

by Mudd October 12, 2003

crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

Crotchet

1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.

2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.

1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."

2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"

by X-T-C October 2, 2017

cootchie

another word for a female's crotch

There should be a law against cootchie cuters

by Dawn June 15, 2002