Chontelle

A fun, smart, gorgeous, beautiful girl, always up for a good time. She is an awesome person with a great personality, if you don’t know her that’s your loss. She wont take any crap so stay on her good side. She prides herself in being an expert at multitasking. Where it comes to drinking she is hard to beat, from weeknight quite ones to the weekend bender she is a master. She is skilled in the art of avoiding hangovers, making her a pleasure to be around after a big night. Chontelle is one of the most amazing persons you will ever meet. One would be lucky to be with Chontelle…

Chontelle is amazing.

by 1 Point to me March 18, 2011

Contaclump

A group of two or more continents under one name.

The Americas are a contaclump containing South America and North America.

by King 1046 November 8, 2021

Crontard

Someone who is hopelessly incompetent when it comes to basic computer tasks.

Not always, but often applies to person(s) born before 1990.

IT guy: Jamie is a complete Crontard. This is the fifth time I have had to walk her through the process of adding contacts into her contact list.

by EagleAS October 29, 2011

Contam

1) Originated from Reading and Bristol playing fifa 12. Glitches in the game= contamination of the game = contam
2) Something that is too weird to be down to chance. See Contamcidence
3) Anything out of the ordinary

1) Person 1: "Arghhhh that goal was so contam."

Person 2: "Yeah i know that was so contam."

2) Person 1: "Last night I had a dream with this girl I used to fancy, and then today I bumped into her. How contam is that!"

Person 2: "Awww man that is so contam!"

3) "That breakcore tune is so contam!"

by Amen Anonymous February 6, 2013

contact stress

The process in which a single or many people in the immediate vicinity are stressing out and it causes one to be stressed as well. The contact stesser may or may not even know why they are stressing out.

Nicole and Adam L were freaking out because 30 tickets came through. Adam R was then feeling contact stress because his fellow baristas were stressing even though he only had to stand at drive thru and take money.

by causticguy December 17, 2015

nostril contamination

When one picks his/her nose and subsequently picks the remaining nostril with the same finger, therfore taking snot from one nostril and inserting it into the other.

Dude, you totally just had a case of nostril contamination!

by Gareth Mc Givern August 27, 2007

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020