crit a cola

this is a secondary item for the scout class from tf2 that upon use gives a 100% chance to minicrit for 8 seconds
the downside of this is when the effect ends the scout will be marked for death for 5 seconds

when a player is marked for death all damage they take will be minicrits

scout: im gonna go in and take out the heavy
team: the heavy can tank and kill you though
scout: not with the crit a cola

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

crathopotimus

A crathopotimus is usually someone you would find hanging around maccas or KFC with there beaten up old hat asking a fellow bloke if they havva ciggy/durry. A crathopotimus is genrally the quite but very funny guy who's always good to hang around with.

"You got a dart bruz?"

"Stay back you dirty crathopotimus"

"Cmonnn bruhh I'm fiending!"

by Christ craven July 11, 2022

critchfield

A place, usually a park or sport's field, which is commonly used by homosexuals for dogging.

Colloquial slang term from North England.

We're not playing football there, its a critchfield!

by durham-james December 15, 2009

Michael Crichton

The coolest author in all of American history.

Famous for science fiction books such as Jurassic Park, The Andromeda Strain, Timeline, and countless other great stories.

Guy 1: Hey, Michael Crichton is so cool!

Guy 2: No shit.

by BobBobBobBobJimBobBobBobBob December 21, 2008

crishna

An amazing person inside out. He seems quiet at first but when you get to know him he da real MVP and is so jokes. The ladies love crishna. He don't know it yet, but he got bare bitches after him. He don't love to party but his friends want him to. He's a motivator, rapper, ladies man, and everything in between

Love me some crishna

by #crishna November 19, 2016

Cristhelle

A beautiful girl. No one compares to her. She's sweet, charismatic .. etc. She cares for people way too much, and sometimes its bad for her. Family is the most important thing to her. People gravitate around her and wanna be just like her. Is usually the leader of the pack. Friends with everyone. She is WAY too funny. Everybody wants to have a relationship with her. AND they also wanna fuck the shit out of her. Has an amazing body, usually tall, and the most beautiful eyes.

Carlos: Dammm! who is that girl over there?
Danny: Shes Cristhelle! shes HOT!!!
Robert: YEAH i know. and she is also smart!
Carlos: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?!
Danny: One in a million!

by MMickaa11 February 23, 2010

Bazy Critch

A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."

My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.

by GullibleZine May 4, 2009