Crisper

A cold beverage usually consisting of vodka.

Bartender: Hi, what can I get you guys?

Patron: 3 crispers please

by Caseman1000 March 30, 2015

Crispen

Victorious Underdog

Those guys were Crispen's, out manned and outgunned, How did they pull it off?

by Emilio Jesus July 8, 2011

Crispified

The act of cooking a food item to extreme crispiness

I only eat zucchini if it’s been fully crispified.

by Knight’force08 January 22, 2018

Crissie

Someone who is very hot, that has a hard life, but pushes past life's problems looking for the good things.

That person is a mighty crissie

by Curtis March 6, 2005

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that was made up by Strong Bad when he answered his Labor Dabor email

Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus

by Dumpus September 29, 2003

Crisfield

A small town holding the distinction of the southernmost incorporated city in Maryland. Once the second-largest city in Maryland. Once called "the seafood capital of the world" until overfishing killed the industry. Once known for oyster production until over-oystering killed that industry. Afterwards known as "The Crab Capital of the World", until over-crabbing killed that industry. The town now gradually sinks into the Chesapeake Bay unknown.

Crisfield of today is distinguished by its lack of proximity to anything, its high ratio of churches to solvent businesses, its shunning of non-natives, and cruises to Smith Island and Tangier Island. Crisfield's primary imports are cocaine, floodwater, drifters, and welfare checks. Crisfield's primary exports are paintbrushes and bankruptcy.

How do you make a small fortune in Crisfield? Come with a large one.

by xfield xpat July 1, 2012

crippies

Miami slang for bud that is good or kind

Hey you got the crippies or just the regs.

by chillcat May 30, 2003