cryptonight

What your undertaker-beau sorrowfully tells you when he is obliged to decline your request for a "moonlight stroll" because he has an urgent job in the burial-cellar of the monastery that will likely keep him busy till well past midnight. A really "heavy" statement that totally "weighs you down" emotionally, but what are ya gonna do?

My main squeeze unexpectedly hadda assist da local priest in giving last rights to a recently-deceased fellow member of the clergy in the church basement this evening, and so he was obliged to sadly shake his head and tearfully tell me, "cryptonight". He did manage to get done with said job a bit earlier than he'd expected, though, and so he was eventually able to race home and change and then come and pick me up, after all; due to the late hour, we couldn't have a full-length date like we normally would, of course, but at least we still got to stretch out on the quiet wharf for half an hour, savoring the soft lapping of the waves on the pilings, and gazing up at all da friendly twinkling stars.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Crapton

The same amount as a shit load

that's a crapton of snow ya got there.

by joe_ag March 26, 2019

critton

He is a very nice guy and you will be sad if you leave him. He is very energetic. He loves the outdoors. He has has a small duck. He loves spending time with friends and family. Has a strange addiction with tall long haired blondes.
He sneezes very patheticly. Doesn’t like movies. He is a very trustworthy person and tries to be the best he can in everything he does.

Critton come over here

by Rhdbdh June 20, 2019

crispton

The fog steam \vapor \condensation\ smoke that comes out of your mouth when you exhale on a crisp winter night .

Yo Danny you could almost blow O's with all that crispton.

by jandcrbooted November 20, 2019

cristonta

"Cristonta", is a nickname, most likely referred to girls called "Cristina". Every time Cristina does something, either is good or wrong, she is then named "Cristonta". Especially girls like cristina salom.

hey cristonta.. come over here!.

by Kellywasup November 26, 2019

cristonia

It’s when u have cristal and put it up ur ass

I have cristonia

by Scoochie November 16, 2020

cryptonaughts

Cryptonaughts - a group of immature drug addicts with an eye for buying high and selling low.
Formally known as Vapes bitches, now make millions on selling premium and cocaine on discord

-Hey are you a cryptonaughts?
-Yeah man, greatest community of turds out there

by Jaguare March 31, 2021