Caspered

Similar to getting ghosted but by a friend. So a friend disappearing on you. Not a tinder match that ya thought you might’ve married. A friend you’ve know for a long time.

I asked my friend to a picnic to have a beer or wine and laugh at the old days since we hadn’t seen each other in 15 years. Then she straight up poofed, fucking Caspered me bc of my tone! My fkn tone in messenger ffs!

by E Rawk June 29, 2021

lowcountry crapper

A rocking chair with a hole in the seat for a quick discharge, located on the porch of a house in the lowcountry of South Carolina.

Uncle Bob had to go so bad, it's a good thing he was sitting in the lowcountry crapper.

by Bob Velvetta May 18, 2017

crappled

crippled for fear of crapping your self

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.

by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010

oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.

"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."

by Liz February 20, 2005

Cramered

When you follow the advice of CNBC's James J. Cramer and you subsequently lose on the stock position.

I bought Dicks Sporting Goods (DKS:NYSE) and subsequently got Cramered when the company dropped after earnings.

by RajP October 14, 2005

handi-crapper

using the handicapped stalls for the extra leg room.and the handles are great for extra grunt power.

using the handi-crapper is much like flying first class.

by luvdady September 20, 2009

Sky Crapper

Someone who is tall and makes fun of short people

Shutt up your a sky crapper

by Size 14 February 22, 2011