craving the cock

when you really need a good pounding; you want to fuck very badly

Kim Hall is craving the cock.

by Hannah February 16, 2003

Cracking egg

When a trans person realizes that they are trans.

Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?

by a guy named Hashbrown March 27, 2022

Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face

Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face

by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

cracking up

laughing mad hard. Almost to the point of crying. Laughing you split ends off. more than giggleing or laughing

Guy 1: hey, whats wrong wiff aly?

Guy 2: Oh we where talking about how disgusting Michelle's nose is and then she started cracking up

by Petrusha July 1, 2008

Cracking Stick

When one jerks off

My mom caught me cracking stick to the new Victoria secret magazine.

by BRIjohn March 3, 2014

Sim Craving

An inexplicable urge or craving to play any version of the computer game, Sims. Usually caused by hearing the word "Sims", seeing, or yes, even smelling someone playing the Sims. Note: Often occurs after long absenses of the game.

Cheraunda: What are you playing?

Shanaenae: Sims University it's bitchin'.

Cheraunda: Oh my god you totally just gave me a sim craving.

by beanaholic July 25, 2009

cranking it

1. spank it
2. whack it
3. stroke it
4. masturbation

I was really cranking it last night, I filled in some cracks on the ceiling.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003