Lucio Cortes

The hottest person you will ever meet. The person with the highest iq and the longest pennis alive.

You are a very handsome person, like 2/9 of what Lucio Cortes is.

by soybiencool November 22, 2021

cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 2, 2019

Cort

A man god

My dad is a cort

by Aubrey101 December 30, 2021