cochise

The ultimate badass, sometimes used for bikers. People will sometimes call others cochise to see just how badass the person they are calling cochise really is

Ted: Whats with you, cochise?

Fred: Hey man, don't mess with that guy, he's a real badass; he'll beat the shit outta ya

by hornetheckler April 22, 2008

roach coach

A catering truck, especially one which frequents blue collar places of work; generally a modded pickup truck with insulated diamond-pattern doors covering a refrigerator case and a warmer unit with attached griddle.

"Naw, we wait till the roach coach comes around at 12:15 to take our lunch breaks around here."

by Lady Csyde April 18, 2004

coach ukai

the sexiest mf ever

his name is Keishin Ukai btw
karasuno's coach and he's from the haikyuu universe
(if you like him you probably have daddy issues)

bro i want coach ukai to use me as his personal ashtray

by simpfor2dppl October 13, 2020

couch coach

Someone who thinks they play a sport better than the people on TV, and proceeds to coach them from the comfort of their couch.

John (while eating a pack of Pringles) Come on, pass the ball, he's open! I can't believe you missed that shot! RUN, You can go faster than that!

Mary: Quit being such a couch coach. You get tired walking a flight of stairs.

by avernew September 14, 2009

third base coach

A baseball analogy for a sex act. This occurs when two people are in the same room masturbating, getting off on each other masturbating, but not touching one another.

A: How far did you get with Christina last night?
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...

by Brynjolf May 29, 2014

cochicken

A beverage that is made by blending together half a rotisserie chicken with a full 12oz can of coke. Smooth and refreshing!

Mom : Who wants some cochicken?
Kids : YAYYYYYY!

by DSM November 30, 2006

coaches graveyard

The University of South Carolina. In over 100 years of playing college football, the University of South Carolina has had only one Head Coach that has gone on to be the Head Coach of another school.

Several coaches have won National Championships as Head Coaches of Division I schools prior to becoming the Head Coach at South Carolina. Not one left South Carolina with a winning record and none have gone on to coach elsewhere following their stint in Columbia.

W.H. "Dixie" Whaley, W.P. Murphy, William "Bill" Wertenbaker, I.O. Hunt, Byron W. "By" Dickson,
C.R. Williams, Christie Benet, Douglas McKay, John H. Neff, N.B. "Red" Edgerton, Rice Warren,
Dixon Foster, Frank M. Dobson, Sol S. Metzger, Branch Bocock, Harry Lightsey, W.L. "Billy" Laval,
Don McCallister, Rex Enright, Lt. James P. Moran, Williams "Doc" Newton, John D. McMillan,
Warren Giese, Marvin Bass, Paul Dietzel, Jim Carlen, Richard Bell, Joe Morrison, Brad Scott,
Lou Holtz, and now Steve Spurrier have all fallen victim to the "Coaches Graveyard."

by ResJudicocka June 21, 2008