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A particularly inept coach, especially one who manages to evade firing by having talented players on his or her roster. As a coach becomes more and more useless, the "a" slowly morphs into an "r."

Alternately, "Corch" may be used as a verb, as in, to "Corch" a kid up.

Inadvertently coined by U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown on the House floor (in reference to "Corch Irvin Myers" of Florida).
ESPN Analyst #1: How did USC go from pre-season #1 to a middle-of-the Pac football team?
ESPN Analyst #2: Lane Kiffin is one helluva Corch.

Drunk College Student #1: Another top recruiting class for our SEMINOLES!
Drunk College Student #2: Don't worry- I'm sure Jimbo will Corch 'em up.

Fan #1: You think the Chargers are gonna finally take advantage of their talent and reach the big game?
Fan #2: Naw, man. Norv Turner is the Corchiest Corch that ever Corched.
by canesinsight.clownpenis.fart November 13, 2012
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Bowling term meaning to adjust the ball speed, spin, and placement in order to knock down more pins. Spelling is an augmentation of the word "coach."
Robert: Wow, that was a terrible shot, I only knocked down two pins.
Anne Marie: You reall need to corch the ball more, and you should do better.
by au_goat November 16, 2006
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