cooting

One man cums in another mans anus, then the first man farts it out over the second mans face.

I feel like cooting your dirty face, bitch!

by Dill Wum December 21, 2010

copping haberdashery

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.

"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."

by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009

copping

to take without permission, steal

i copped my sister's jacket

by rachael April 18, 2005

copping a perv

To take a sly look at a person or a part of a person, or possibly an animal or part of an animal etc., whilst imagining lurid sexual fantasies involving the object of the obsession.

Foxy lady:
Were you looking at my arse again?

Goddam faggot:
He was I saw him at it.

Normal guy:
Yeah... I was just copping a perv.

Foxy lady:
Oh right...ok...and you mind yer business shit stabber, yer just jealous.

Goddam faggot:
Hmmm..he is nice.

Normal guy:
Have you been copping a perv you bender?

by isleofwightinsider December 9, 2008

Coating

To be on the phone with someone that you're intimately interested in for long periods of time; or talking to them in person as well in a flirtatious manner.

Look at Sean, he stay coating with that girl he met at the mall.

by CeceFbaby May 16, 2018

coxting

texting cock shots

Brett Favre's shriveled old man meat has totally given coxting a bad name ...

by Shzae October 21, 2010

Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.

"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."

by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020