The phenomenon where you cannot, no matter how hard you try, squeeze out one drop of piss, no matter how hard you have to go. Usually in a public facility.
Al came back from the bathroom and said "Holy frozen mixed vegetable cocks!, do i ever have cockstipation again"
by JustincredibleCalgaryFlames February 11, 2008
Get the Cockstipation mug.The inability to relieve oneself of a 'brown baby'. The opposite of diarrhoea. The thing that killed Elvis. The torture that the eldery suffer most days. Prunes are the only saviour.
"In the name of all that is holy, I've never has so much trouble taking a shit in my life. That was the worst constipation ever."
by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003
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The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places.
It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
When Noah and I took a trip to Disney World...I had the worst case of vacation constipation. I didn't take a crap for 4 days. I was afraid to use those dirty, puke-filled bathrooms, but man it felt good when I got home!
by DrakeGuy March 4, 2009
Get the Vacation Constipation mug.Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
He's got such a bad case of emotional constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
by Robodok January 23, 2008
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by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010
Get the Touchdown Constipation mug.An antonym of writer's block. This phrase means having to many ideas in you mind, that you are not able to get them out in a orginsized and creative fasion.
I'm having a wicked hard time writing this story. I mean, I just have so many ideas. I think I'm suffering from writer's constipation man.
by EmeraldFire April 3, 2008
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by Scrounder September 18, 2012
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