Knot Clots

Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.

Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.

by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

Coons Ass

A person who has a love for the swamps and swamp life in the Cajun areas of the Lower South Eastern United States.

"My cousin Ricky Bobby loves to watch that television show where that Coons Ass be yelling, 'Choot Dat Alley Geigh Duh'.
(Shoot That Alligator)

by Poop Stain Barney July 9, 2011

Coonsman

A jobless African American that lives off the government, tends to be extremely lazy and commits periodic crimes.

Look at that coonsman slowly crossing the street with his pants falling down and drinking a Colt 45!

That coonsman sitting at the bar just left and did not pay his bill!

Some damn coonsman just knocked me down and stole my wallet!

Hey Jeff, look over there, a coonsman is robbing the bank!

Did you see the wedding party? There was a coonsman groomsman and he just stole the limo!

by Uncle Morrie November 21, 2012

Men in white coats

Mostly doctors, but also Security officers, and other employees working in a psychiatric hospital.

"If I act crazy every day, the men in white coats will take me away"

by P2C August 18, 2011

Coatsy

When you talk too much, about too much, that may may or may not be related to the conversation in progress. It must offensive, always. It is the thin line between tasteless, and genius. However, one of the strongest points of pulling a "Coatsy" will be to use elaborate free association to legitimize the already disenfranchised diatribe in order to justify the relentless word storm.

this is a "coatsy" in progress.

"shut the fuck up coatsy!"

by Ursa Mega A.K.A. "Coatsy" November 3, 2008

Cooks Source

Verb. To take private property without permission, (esp. written and intellectual), remove any inherent value under the delusion that they are making it "better," and pass it off as one's own for personal gain without bothering to obscure the real source.

When caught cooks sourcing, a person then becomes unreasonably arrogant, demands compensation for orchestrating the screw-over, and claims professional expertise on applicable cyber laws while demonstrating that they actually have less expertise than a teenage boy who just discovered there are things other than porn on the internet. See also: Griggs

My neighbor tried to cooks source my champion show dog. He stole Muffy out of my yard and started walking her around the neighborhood, right past my house. Then I received an invitation to the dog show, and a bill for the vet that spayed her! You should have heard him try to Griggs his way out of it: "Honestly, the dog was outside so it was public domain. You should be thanking me - I fixed her."

by Mearth November 7, 2010

Cooks Weekend

The days a chef gets off during his work week, rarely falls on a Saturday or Sunday as they are usually the busiest days in a restaurants week. Often a Monday or Tuesday. Usually prevents a cook from engaging in normal weekend activities with civilian friends like parties and concerts.

Guy 1;Are you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: Nope, cooks weekend, I am off Tuesday and Wednesday.

by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010