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Coomer

Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction

They will lie
They will make excuses

They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
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Gootch Coomer

"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"
by 6liykulyyuilyluik December 31, 2021
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state coomer

A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
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Coomer Rain

Someone who is sweating from the act of a Coomer Spin, and flinging sweat in every direction with their penis*.
WOW, Bob has been coomer spinning for a while now, he is getting coomer rain all over the room!
by Pootytang22 August 1, 2022
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Coomer

Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life
I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers
by suddo September 3, 2023
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Big Coomer

Associated with the KKK, this definition is an insult to an adult black male, whoever uses this word is the absolute scum of this earth.
"Hey, did you hear that? That racist called him a Big Coomer, piece of shit"
by ChadDaRad May 22, 2020
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Dr Coomer

Dr. Coomer: "Hello, Person!"
Person: "fuck off Dr Coomer im tryna eat chili"
by Dr. Coomer Phd April 16, 2023
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