A coomer is someone who is a connoisseur of E-girl Content. Said Content may be from Twitch, Onlyfans, Tiktok, or Instagram.
"Have you guys talked to Jeff lately?"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"
by okiedokieboomer February 10, 2023
Get the Coomermug. Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023
Get the based coomermug. A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)
Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!
by Slaskinateher July 25, 2023
Get the Coomer de lesmug. Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
Get the Coomermug. by 6liykulyyuilyluik December 31, 2021
Get the Gootch Coomermug. A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.
Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.
They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.
(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.
Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.
They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.
(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.
Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "
Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.
You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.
Praise to our Leader!
Praise our great Democracy!"
Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.
You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.
Praise to our Leader!
Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
Get the state coomermug. Someone who is sweating from the act of a Coomer Spin, and flinging sweat in every direction with their penis*.
by Pootytang22 August 1, 2022
Get the Coomer Rainmug.