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Big Coomer

Associated with the KKK, this definition is an insult to an adult black male, whoever uses this word is the absolute scum of this earth.
"Hey, did you hear that? That racist called him a Big Coomer, piece of shit"
by ChadDaRad May 22, 2020
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Simpy coomer

A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls
Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom
by Coomlord69 June 26, 2020
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Gootch Coomer

"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"
by 6liykulyyuilyluik December 31, 2021
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state coomer

A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

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Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
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Dr Coomer

Dr. Coomer: "Hello, Person!"
Person: "fuck off Dr Coomer im tryna eat chili"
by Dr. Coomer Phd April 16, 2023
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based coomer

Something that doesn't exist.
Bob: Jeff look I found this nazi hentai stash on this discord server, I'm such a based coomer!
Jeff: Bobby, you have a porn addiction, you are not based.
by pulica_franaru December 8, 2023
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Asher coomer

a person with a mad soul and gets in deep trouble until he releases the power he thinks he funny
yeah I'm asher coomer

and I love evening
by yeah I'm Asher coomer April 15, 2025
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