cockon-mouth

the subsequent nasty sensation left lingering in one's mouth after performing fellatio (hopefully experience by a female).

Girl 1: "After he blew it in my mouth, I had cockon-mouth for at least an hour!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, but didn't he have it in your ass right before that?"

Girl 1: "Ohhhh, right. Doh!"

by position_x_force February 25, 2005

coocooning

Derived from the word cocooning, this word more accurately describes the act of retreating from the world and insulating yourself for a period of time due to feelings of being overwhelmed, crazy or unstable. It is most effectively used to reassure your friends that although your behavior might seem troubling or anti-social, you are still sane enough to have a sense of humor about it and will not be rocking in the fetal position.

"I've had a really crazy week so I think I'm just going to be coocooning this weekend."

"Don't call me this weekend, I'm coocooning."

by ezaustin October 1, 2009

Cookoolockhead

When a person is being crazy, weird, a dork, being silly, or acting odd.

im a cookoolockhead also known as a dork

by Tiger Love January 16, 2017

Cockocidal maniac

We all know one, a man who is always thinking with his penis in more and more elaborately kinky ways. The sort of man who would ram a cold mint Cornetto down his Jap's eye, uses his own semen to wash his car, lodge dice underneath his foreskin, insert a Dirt Devil car vacuum up his biscuit isle and give people a tenner and a video of himself having a wank wearing an oven glove as a Christmas present. These sort of people are cockocidal maniacs.

Rat Schon: "Daddy's only gone and got himself barred from Tesco!"
Failure Schon: "Why?"
Rat Schon: "He went in drunk and ended up taking his trousers off, wandering around the store using his knob to knock things off shelves. He even opened a Creme Egg and used it as chalk, pretending his cock was a snooker cue. He's a cockocidal maniac!"

by TheLafayetteBlues December 17, 2013

Cockodile Fly Trap

While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.

I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!

by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017

Chokondis

A deadly disease that Boonk was diagnosed with after passing out during a No Jumper interview. He will be missed. 😔

Devon: Aye bro Boonk got diagnosed with Chokondis.

Travis: What’s Chokondis??
Devon: Chokondis dick.

by Fuck Gay People July 28, 2018

Cockolate Mousse

The nasty brown foamy substance that collects around the head of the dick after anal sex and ejaculation.

For mains I fucked her ass, then let her eat the cockolate mousse for dessert.

by Swampy McSwamperson February 13, 2019