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porn consumer 

one(he/she) who consumes alot of porn by putting it on an storage device or just by looking at it
Erik: hey did you hear about that girl in the school computer lab?

Sandro: You mean that lonley girl who get porn of the web everyday?

Erik: Yeah! she is such a porn consumer!
porn consumer by Fluorescent523 September 18, 2008

Earwax Consumer 

A nasty head-ass nigga who eats fucking earwax because they don't give a fuck about life anymore
Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"

Boomer Consumer

The proper way to say the corona virus.
Ha that's killing only boomers. It's a boomer consumer.

the consumer nextbot 

a gmod nextbot that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself
guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

waifu consumer 

Will repeatedly send anime on a discord server and when asked to stop he just says give me the hentai master rank.
Well... He achieved it but at what cost...
waifu consumer sent new waifu material did you check it out?
oh shit lemme check it *completely skips it all cause hes a normie* yeah man good stuff
oh stfu cunt you didnt read shit
waifu consumer by altum accountum August 26, 2020

Oxygen Consumer 

Oxygen Consumer is a person that only speaks facts (aka the truth dumbass)
He can never miss and has great taste in anything possible
All the bitches want him but he is attracted to femboys just like a sigma male would do
Yo have u seen oxygen consumer?
Yeah bro he only speaks fax
Oxygen Consumer by RandomGuyFrom7days February 23, 2022