Constantinos

Constantinos is a Greek name mostly used by parents when the baby is such ridiculously pretty and has a dick comparable to that of a fully grown adult.While the main purpose of this name is to show the ridiculous dick size it also shows boldness stubbornness and intelligence.

This baby has a huge dick it must be named Constantinos
<>Christos (the exact opposite of Christos)

by Liagouras November 20, 2021

Diaz Constant

This calculation was done by GaloDiaz137 on Reddit
The amount of ejaculations a man has to do to create enough thrust to reach the speed of light in space. The constant is;
1.3063x10^19.

That man must have done the Diaz Constant to get that sore.

by The True Meme God February 10, 2020

H constant

The H constant is a scientific constant that constantly changes.

The H constant changes from 5725472927.68727181 to 681728.67 last night.

by Hashi February 23, 2020

dirty constantine

when you drop your balls on the road and they get ran over and your grandma and your nephew eat the mushed testicle

Hey man i had a dirty constantine and my grandma and nephew got sick nd they went to the hospital

by koreluvsu September 17, 2021

planck's constant

It relates to the energy in one quantum of electromagnetic radiation to the frequency of that radiation.
It is 6.62607004 × 10-34 m2 kg / s

Dustin : do you know planck's constant ?
Suzie: do you know the earth orbits the sun?
Dustin: So I know it starts with two sixes and then uh what is it...?
Suzie: okay let me just be clear on this. I havent heard from you in a while and now you want a mathematical equation that you should know so you can... save the world?
Dustin: Suzie-poo I promise I will make it up to you as soon as possible.
Suzie: you could make it up to me now
Dustin:what?
Suzie: I want to hear it
Dustin : not right now!
Suzie: yes now Dusti-bun!
Dustin: Suzie-poo this is urgent!!
Suzie: yes yes youre saving the world I heard you the first time but dennis is also saving earth sea and he is about to confront the shadow so this is suzie signing off.
Dustin: wait wait wait okay okay. ..okay
Dustin: aaa shit...

(starts singing never ending story)

Suzie: Planck's constant is 6.62607004

by yougotmeweak July 10, 2019

The Yost Constant

A mathamatical constant that when used forces an equation to result in 0.

My teacher must have multiplied my test score by the yost constant, I GOT A ZERO!!

by Yost Malone February 19, 2021

Spring constant

The state of weather during spring. Like when the weather is cold the spring constant is low...when its way too hot...the spring constant is high!!

Armando: "Dude, why is it so cold?? Its supposed to be Spring!!"
You: "Thats coz the Spring Constant is low!"

by pashawise April 18, 2010