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A manga created by Reiko Momochi. So far in the American released versions the stories are base on girls in real life situations like rape, suicide, postitution, bulling, sexual harrassment, drug abuse, desease, stalking and more. The series is from Tokyopop.
In the first volume there are 2 stories, the first is of two girls who plan to commit suicide and a story of a prostitute
by Krystal Manon October 23, 2004
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Confessions

A game played by 2 or more people in which one player makes two "confessions"; one being true, the other a lie. If the other player(s) guesses which one is true, the player that made the confession must remove one item of clothing. If they guess incorrectly, the next player males their confessions.
"This party is lame."

"Hey, let's play Confessions! I wanna see that one girl naked"
by 2frsh July 10, 2015
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dashboard confessional

Dashboard Confessional is a wondrous band that has excellent lyrics, many, many fans, awesome live shows, a very hot Chris Carrabba and causes many 'haters' to hate them because of the smart lyrics that can not be found in the Limp Bizkit songs they dearly love. And because they cant get any.
Me:Dashboard Confessional is the best ever!
Random Hater:They suck, just like you!
Me:Yea I bet you dont get any!
by jackjrham August 8, 2004
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Revolutionary band that decided that the best way to make music is to cut off their own testicles and write lyrics about problems that melodramatic teenagers have. At first, they wanted to play Goth music, paint their fingernails, and write in blogs. This doesn't make too much money so they moved on to downsizing to an entire new ensemble (with their parents money of course). Bought new acoustic guitars, a lighter drumset, haircuts, and new knifes to cut their wrists with.

After the transformation, the lead singer had a revelation. He realized that his balls were the reason they weren't making any money. He had surgery to get them removed that way his voice was higher. After the removal, he experienced a strange side effect in which the recipient feels depressed all the time (probably cause he has no balls).

After writing some songs, the band needed some lyrics. The default backup lyrics writer had no balls, could he do it? Why yes, yes he did. Unfortunately, all he wrote about was his ex-girlfriends, failed attempts to cut his wrists, his bottle of zoloft, and his cool sneakers.

The band was an immediate hit, the lyrics hit the problems of every melodramatic, mildly retarded teenager of America. I mean, the music made the listeners have more confidence (Some guy with no balls makes alot of money, thats gotta raise someones confidence).

After they sold theirselves to the devil, they made a music video to put on MTV. The worst TV station ever created.

In conclusion, if you are looking for music that will make you want to slit your wrists, beat the shit out of your ex girlfriend, masturbate to kiddy porn, and cry all day, you've found it. Dashboard Confessional.

They have a book coming out soon, its called "How to produce shit and make money!". (Publisher: MTV)
by Veritas_Aequitas May 13, 2005
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An amazing emo band with amazing lyrics. Before you people go an bash their songs, because you've "earned" something about the so called emo stereotype, freakin' listen to the damn songs, mmkay? The lyrics are amazingly written, and you have no damn right what so ever to bash them.
I am, Vindicated, I Am selfish, I am Wrong, I Am Right I Swear I'm right I Swear I Knew It All Along...<333
by Savanna<3 May 30, 2005
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a crappy emo band with terrible lyrics, terrible music, and terrible fans
my brain will explode if i listen to anymore of this shit

douche bag music
by stan April 12, 2006
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one of the most amazing bands ever... kinda like the Foo Fighters but a bit more chilled and emo.. good music about real emotions... they dont receive the praise they really deserve. very kool and very hot!
Screaming Infidelities is the best DC song ever!!
by lola February 11, 2005
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