condoleeza rice

A very rare black rice dish, consisting mostly of soya sauce and rice. Part of Bush's eating habits. Mostly the supper of political puppets. Usually makes you orthodonthally challenged.

Dan: I'M hungry, I'll go eat some Condoleeza Rice
JOe: NO! Dimwit! You'll have buck-teeh!

by damn damn danno October 5, 2006

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Condon

A leprechaun of a man that uses trickery and shiny objects to sleep with women. As with most victims of leprechauns, the more greedy/opportunistic a woman is the more likely she will be to be trapped by a Condon.

The other type of victim may be someone in a staggering relationship, when he offers to listen. This type of victim is usually convinced by promise of a better future than what she has.

I heard she was having problems in her relationship, but I thought she was smarter than to sleep with a Condon.

by notacondon November 7, 2011

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Condoleeza Rice

a bitch that can burn in hell,

this bitch, dr. rice, got a degree and cna lie to the dumbass prez's face. go to hell bitch, america hates u.

by vick the man April 15, 2005

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condolences window

The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!

by Mentirosa August 6, 2011

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