Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021

texas air conditioning

cold beer held in crotch while driving.

frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.

by hnbc August 4, 2006

condiment thief

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

condipulate

to thoroughly sink one's attention onto one subject without thought on any other subject

His attention never seemed to condipulate quite as much as when his favorite show aired on television.

by Fraener March 20, 2017

counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.

Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!

by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010

Who is Candis

Dont ask who Candis is

Person 1: Who is Candis?
Person 2: Candis Dick fit in yo mouth?

by Doctor Joe Mama June 3, 2021

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 13, 2005