meat concussion

The feeling of having hit your head after consuming a large meal of meat.

Oh wow, that was a delicious meal but now I think I might have a meat concussion.

by Martha-the-fly February 06, 2018

welsh concussion

A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.

Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.

by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 02, 2017

bussy concussion

When the bussy gets fucked so hard you simply cannot sit or shit for a week.

The date went well but now I have a crazy bussy concussion.

by arrybo December 24, 2024

Concussion dot com

An endearing term for when somebody near you falls over and hits their head badly.

(Small child falls off a slide and bangs his head.)
Passer by: "Ooo concussion dot com"

by JS90 November 23, 2010

Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.

Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.

by DylanKelleher69420 March 09, 2021

concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicions...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicians...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023