concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.

Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.

by ArchDevil July 26, 2004

Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"

"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"

by Seven87 January 16, 2006

concessionist

Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.

Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.

by Douglas Young December 29, 2007

cheesy concussion

Probally on eof the most brutal forms on torture. The victim is bashed over the head from a block of cheese resulting in severe brain damage, memory loss, internal bleeding and a deformed skull.

Captain sauce: The last thing I want is a cheesy concussion

Torturer: You better tell me where you keep the money
Captain sauce: ok, ok ill tell you everything

by Captainsauceishot November 21, 2019

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

concussion prone

n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.

Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!

Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.

by gnostic1 April 22, 2011

cross of confusion

A symbol that shows the question of the existance of a god.

I wear the cross of confusion.

by Daniel P. February 14, 2004