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compacticulars

kom-pak-tik-u-lars- The retraction and tightening of the male scrotum preceding any highly anticipated event and/or encounter. It may feel as though your two average sized testicles have fused into one medium-sized unicle.
Jeez, I have a HUGE Tae-kwon-do tournament in like 15-minutes. This next match determines whether or not I get my brown stripe and man-o-man-o-MAN I have a mean case of compacticulars.

Come here! Touch this! Isn't that tight? It's like a new squash ball fresh out of the sleeve. Shit I'm nervous, thems a bad case of the compacticulars
by Gary T. Schweeps and Jimmie J. October 16, 2006
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comcasted

(v)
To be randomly prevented from continuing your daily routine by people who do not care about their customers.

(When playing CoD4) To randomly start moving erratically as if you drank a cup of comcast's comcastic high speed, and see the infamous "connection interrupted" pop up.
OOOOhhh NOOOOeeess!11!!11oneonetwo!!1 I just got comcasted!
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
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comcastrophe

A situation that epitomizes all things comcastic; a complete fiasco.
George Bush's presidency has been an utter comcastrophe.

A Ben Affleck movie marathon is on HBO? What a comcastrophe!
by C-Dawg06 January 24, 2006
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Comcast

Hey, I accidently gave you guys a check that was meant for someone else. Please refund that.
LoL... Comcast

Hey, COMCAST
by GOFURSELF February 12, 2015
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comcast

Adds $200 cable package to your bill without permission when you never had or wanted cable and dont even own a cable box. Then tells you they dont know how it got on your bill, assures they will remove the mystery charge and then only credits you $50
Youve paid comcast $40 a month for internet only for a few years then you get a bill for $240 for the biggest cable package they offer and you dont even have a cable box. You call and they tell you you owe $600 for back charges!?! Wtf
by enter_text_here April 3, 2015
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Comcast

Fuck...connection is down again, Comcast is the devil
by acherus May 13, 2005
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Cumtastic

So immensely fantastic & sexy, it will make you cum.
This new movie is just cumtastic!
by Camradal November 30, 2003
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