coital alignment technique

The coital alignment technique (CAT). During conventional man-on-top intercourse, erections move almost horizontally. In 1988, New York sex researcher Edward Eichel urged men to shift forward and to one side so his chest covers one of her shoulders. With this change, erections move more up and down, and the pubic bone at the base of the penis makes more direct contact with the clitoris. Several studies have shown that Eichel was correct. The CAT doesn’t guarantee women orgasms during man-on-top intercourse, and it’s no substitute for gentle, extended clitoral caresses by hand, mouth, or vibrator. But the CAT significantly improves most women’s ability to have orgasms during man-on-top intercourse

Avoid deep, thrusting, and instead try the Coital Alignment Technique," says Taylor.

by Morgana Camelot June 27, 2021

chimal

the best last name to have if you are Mexican. it is defined as the Mexican shield

ohhhh dam you are definitely a chimal

by #IAMGOD February 13, 2018

Coira

A fucking tea kettle.

Have you seen Coira? Oh yeah, she's a gotdamn tea kettle.

by Gravytrap March 6, 2019

Desperacity Climax

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012

Post-coital autodefenistration

Sobering up while having sex, then realizing how ugly she is and throwing yourself out the window.

John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?

by This is my name, bitch March 12, 2010

Climatetard

A person who knowingly rejects evidence of global warming or climate change for political or economic reasons.

GM Chairman Bob Lutz revealed himself as a total Climatetard after an interview on the Colbert Report television show in which he said he doesn't believe that global warming is a man made effect and may instead be caused by "sun spots".

by m7_b5 July 9, 2009

Climax

1* Climax: a tip, turning point or huge action part in a book.
2* Climax: The best part of an orgasm while cumming into that throbbing vagina.... or watermelon if you are lonely.

1* “Students the climax here is when the penis enters the vaginal cortex”
2* ‘ and then after what had been the best oral of their lives, the ripped off their shirts and and he rubbed his penis all over her vagina and he could feel the throb coming from it and suddenly hit his climax and cummed all over her and the room.’

by A giant May 18, 2018