liver concussion

When you drink so much, it's literally as if you hit your liver over it's tiny head with an alcohol mallet and it has a concussion.

If you have liver concussion you're probably hanging like a bitch.

mannnn I drank so much last night I got a liver concussion

by raquelley May 9, 2011

cokission

Similar to commission. The reward for a job well done, from a love rather than an employer. Incentives for the conferral of a large cokission are complicated by the fact that such compensation is equally advantageous to beneficiary and benefactor.

After selling 25 meal deals in one day, Julie was in for a massive cokission on Saturday!

by sivart June 8, 2005

Russian Concussion

The Russian Concussion is when you are balls deep in a girl and smack her on the ear so hard that it starts to ring. Then, while she's holding her ear in pain, you cum inside her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other week and she told me to slap her, so I gave her a Russian Concussion.

by Tommbo66 January 2, 2021

conkushion

When you take a hit for some killer herbal and it feels like your brain coughs.

Hey dude, my head is knocking from that alien kush we smoked. I think I have a conkushion.

by Johnny Jimmerson February 3, 2012

Cuckussion

The act of finishing on the cuck’s face instead of his wife

Origin-
Englishcuckold > 18th cent.cuck
+Latinconcutere > Latin concussio

=cuckussion

Synonyms: cucked, dominated, humiliated

I heard Chad gave that guy a cuckussion when Chad was having sex with the guy’s wife.

by jusstStUd May 30, 2019

Cockcussion

When you get hit in the cock and balls so hard you can't see straight.

My homie bagged me in the ballzac so hard my vision was blurry. I think he gave me a cockcussion.

by Ifyouaintcav January 12, 2021

Cockassion

A man's occasion to suck a cock.

Wife: My ex Kyle wants to join us tonight for the threesome.

Husband: Oh boy, I expect to finally have my cockassion.

by Aramalec February 4, 2024