cocktart

a tasty pastry made of cock

Momma bear's cocktart was too hot, Papa bear's was too cold, but baby bear's was just right!

by cocktart June 21, 2003

Cockward

The feeling a man recieves once his penis is viewed by another male while standing at a free flow urinal.

Mike was given a very cockward feeling after Sean's repeated looks during dollar beer night.

by tonsoffunak April 3, 2009

Cocktart

1.)Term of endearment from a guy to his sexually deviant girlfriend. (note: make sure she IS a sexual deviant before utterring the word "cocktart")

2.) Female version of Fucktard.

I love you, Cocktart!

by Jeff Anderson December 28, 2005

cockward

When a man is on a date and thinks that his partner wants to give him a BJ so he pulls out his sausage and she freaks out or yells "RAPE!!"

dude, i was totally gonna bang this girl but i pulled it out too soon and it was totally cockward.

by JOHNeMac March 9, 2011

Cockard

n. a cocky bastard

I wish that cockard would shut up!

by GlitterandGold February 27, 2009

cocktario

of or pertaining to an extremely tiny jewish penis that never gets wet unless it takes a shower or spits on its hand

"Dude, how do you ever get any pussy with that little baby
dick cocktario of yours?"

"Dude, my cocktario ain't gonna suck itself, let's get it
over with!"

by HelloKittyJesus July 13, 2009

Cockward

1. An akward situation involving a cock.

"What he just said was totally cockward."

by Ironman211 February 7, 2009