cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

Cockstraint

The male equivalent of a chastity belt

His mistress wouldn't let him leave the house without his cockstraint on.

by Big Stuicus August 18, 2014

Cockaine

Doing a line of cocaine off of someone's cock

Bethany got caught doing a cockaine last night

by To drunk to think May 14, 2016

Cockaine

Dried up semen that is then crushed into a fine powder and then snorted.

I don’t know how to tell chase that what he just snorted was my special blend of cockaine.

by Silverback6996 May 11, 2020

Cocksing

When one applies body wax to their cock and lies their cock upon the trench of an individuals ass crack. Henceforth, waxing the hair of the victim’s ass crack in a provocative manner.

Jerms was cocksing Jules out of stark necessity.

by cockser123 September 3, 2023

cockstanzie

Cockstanzie has a multitude of really life uses and is nearly undefinable. It may be used in situations where one's "bro" ditches them for a "ho" that is not previously accepted by his "bros". also "it may be used when a friend overuses a complaint until it becomes a simple annoyance...
Often used under the user's breath as the last word in a sentence that is negative towards another person/friend.

1:I didnt feel sorry for you yesterday or for the past month, why do you keep complaining to me? ...cockstanzie
2:dude are we going to go see darkknight? no im going to hang with that girl i just met and dont know anything about..."cockstanzie"

by thejokesonyou February 28, 2008