cockslinger

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'

spider man? what a cockslinger

by jesus August 3, 2004

cockstain

being a stain on a cock, something annoying and.. annoying?

That bitch was such a cockstain

by Tensop January 27, 2003

cockstain

A person who considers themselves to be AnCap or Anarcho-Capitalist.

John: Tyler felt the need to buy a recreational RPG with the money he got from selling meth to 12 year old hookers..

Robert: Sounds like he became an AnCap.. What a fucking cockstain.

by DerpHouseCentralM8 October 4, 2016

cockpained

Angry, upset, or generally annoyed with someone or something. See also butthurt.

Mike got a cockpained look on his face when I told him he had to come to work instead of going to the party.

by Uigi July 30, 2011

cockstain

after having anal sex with your partner, but before wiping off, slap the significant other across the face with your poo and jizz covered penis

honey would you like to try a cockstain?

by DonJuanFranko May 1, 2017

Consplain

To confuse ones self by attempting to explain something.

She started to consplain the party directions!

by Kstar509 September 9, 2010

cockpain

disgusted, agitated, perturbed, aggravated, pissed-off

People who give a half-assed effort in their jobs give me cockpain.

by Frank Zap September 2, 2013