cocksmith

Someone who portrays the very essence
of cock; delighted with the very thought
of cock on a per diem basis.

That man is strange, for he appears to
be a legendary cocksmith.

by Jay Tota April 8, 2003

Cockswitch

When a man is pounding a woman from behind, he pulls out and lets his bud come in and pound her.

Man 1: Yo i still owe you 20 bucks

Man 2: Why man 1

Man 3. Thanks for the cockswitch

by JohnnyRape December 27, 2011

cockpit tease

The state of shattered hopes and carnal frustration which exists when a pilot has passengers board a plane, leaves the gate, and taxis to the runway only to tell everyone that the flight is delayed and you're returning to the terminal.

Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.

by Stuck in Raleigh September 8, 2012

Idaho Cockpit

A traditional cooking method in southern Idaho for chickens, involving a pit dug in the ground and a large fire.

Come over for a BBQ, we're having an Idaho Cockpit.

by IdahoCockpit November 10, 2022

cocksmith

A guy who can get any woman he desires. Made popular by the hit movie " Wedding Crashers".

Vince: Hey, hey, hey, fifth row back with the fancy hat, I like that.
Owen: No,no, dont waste your time on girls with hats, they tend to be very proper.
Vince: Ya, well girl in the proper hat just eyed fucked the shit out of me.
Owen: Im sorry, sorry. Why dont you say it a little louder, I dont think the priest heard you.
Vince: Well John, Im sorry, Im not sorry. Im not going to appologize, Im a COCKSMITH.

by Greg Heilman June 21, 2007

cocksuit

Prenounciation (cok-sute)

1: Noun, A flesh coloured lyrca suit which is aesthetically enhanced by the addition of numerous prosthetic cocks

Also a mangled form of the name Ochthuit

My, that's a fine cocksuit you have there, Alan!

Helena told Ochthuit "Shut up Cocksuit! No-one wants to know about your rash"

by Not Calagan April 3, 2007

Cocksmith

A man who performs well in bed, and freely uses his penis to provide sexual pleasure.

Tina felt satisfied after her cocksmith visited. Linda got totally cocksmithed last night too.

by Adelaide31 September 22, 2017