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Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)
Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:
Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!
Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.
Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.
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Insulting tense:
Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.
Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.
Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.
Or:
Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.
Soup: Fuck you; get your own.
Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!
Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.
Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.
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Insulting tense:
Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.
Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.
Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.
Or:
Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.
Soup: Fuck you; get your own.
Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
by Parateralus September 2, 2008
Get the cockslammer mug.A term used by immature individuals hoping to gain notoriety at someone else's expense. Most commonly used among elite members of a community who are often looked up to
by the people they mercilessly mock.
by the people they mercilessly mock.
Example 1: "The fact that 'Cocksnap' has a name but nobody uses it is disturbing."
Example 2: "So-and-so asked 'cocksnap' to enter a contest just so they could make fun."
Example 3: "Somebody also made a myspace page to make fun of 'cocksnap'".
Example 4: "That long-running joke about 'cocksnap' is tainting the scene."
Examples 5: "People who call her 'cocksnap' are cowards hiding behind their social clique."
Example 6: "Nothing 'cocksnap' does justifies the extreme cruelty exhibited by the clique."
Example 2: "So-and-so asked 'cocksnap' to enter a contest just so they could make fun."
Example 3: "Somebody also made a myspace page to make fun of 'cocksnap'".
Example 4: "That long-running joke about 'cocksnap' is tainting the scene."
Examples 5: "People who call her 'cocksnap' are cowards hiding behind their social clique."
Example 6: "Nothing 'cocksnap' does justifies the extreme cruelty exhibited by the clique."
by Not All Seattle Lindy Hoppers Are Assholes March 12, 2008
Get the cocksnap mug.To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).
"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"
by zac sutherland June 17, 2008
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by Cockslamp Champ November 2, 2011
Get the cockslamp mug.Whereas 'Cockblocking' is the act of preventing someone from getting laid, the act of 'Cockswapping' is when the swapper purposely blocks the sexual attempts of a third party, only to move in after they've ruined everything for their own personal gain.
A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.
A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.
A cockswapper knowingly uses lies, money, or any other means to steal a potential sexual partner from someone else.
A cockswap can be performed by men and women, however is mostly used as a term by men, as women usually just call the offending party a 'slut'.
"I was talking to this girl, and then Bob told me she was ugly, and I could do better. Then, later that night, he cockswapped, and told her I called her ugly, and slept with her. What a prick!"
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