cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Cock Blocking Bitch

One who continuously cock blocks you via embarassing stories, only to sleep with that person.

Phil: He is this your penis pump?
Jack: WTF!?
Girl: Sick. I'm outta here. Creeper.
Jack: Oh you cock blocking bitch!

by Chuck Norris's Left Foot October 20, 2010

Cock Blocking

V. The act of stopping a guy from getting in a girls pants. (2) A dick move used by only the lowest of guys, and these guys should never be a "wingman" at parties or clubs.

Example 1. Jack and Jill went to the party to do the hanky panky, but little Franky is Cock Blocking Jack, and now jack will be in jail cuz he's about to murder Fanky.
Example 2. What Seth did to James in the Interview.

by That DuDe May 26, 2015

Cock blocking

When somebody fucking up your chance to get a bitch

The teacher was cock blocking in the hallway when I was trying to kiss my girl

by Gregaboo May 27, 2018

cockblowingly

Adjuctive used to descrbe something that is extreme

DUDE... That chick is cockblowingly ugly

Holy shit dude, this popscicle is cockblowingly awesome

Cockblowingly is a cockblowingly sweet adjuctive

by cockblowingly awesome January 19, 2005

Cock Blocking like a G

To be an amazing cockblocker. Helps in cockblock wars and for just annoying your friends!

Jackie: Your definetly winning this cockblock war!
Danielle: dassssssright! Cock Blocking like a G!
:)

by mynameissssss June 10, 2011

Cock Blocking

Stopping an individual from getting any action through word of mouth

Walking up to some Beezy and saying " that guy just wants to fuck you"
Or when someone is laying the "Mack" coming up and being like "hey playa whos this bitch your with she is Fuckable are you gonna give me a turn"That is being a Cock blocking bastard

by Dnagy April 17, 2006