"I was at the mall and I was talk to this fine ass gurl, but den this dude gon' come and start cock blockin me. I almost beat his ass!"
by FyNeMa4ShO September 7, 2005
Get the cock blockin' mug.Cock blockin has many definitions.
1.The most commonly used definition for cock blockin is basically the term for an act that someone does on purpose that sabotages a males attempts to have sexual relations with a prospective female. This is usually done by someone close to you and knows how to manuever such acts without appearing to have those intentions. This term can be stated by either a male or female.
2. The lesser known definition for the term cock blockin is when an amatuer dj is learning and needs to practice on other peoples equipment until they can afford to get their own, when a very experienced dj or someone who is just a control freak prevents the amatuer from being able to practice, therfore blockin the progress that could have been attained through practicing.
3. Cock blockin is also a way of describing a female who attempts to demonstrate an appearance of dominance through body language, verbal insinuations, and also chooses to ignore the other women she feels intimidated by, which prevents any form of friendship. A woman who cock blocks usually has had many unsatisfying sexual relationships and is jealous of a woman who has experienced love. She will intentionally compete for that males attention fully aware that he is attached, only as an attempt to capture the other females essence of love. This type of cock blockin is common with prostitues and strippers.
1.The most commonly used definition for cock blockin is basically the term for an act that someone does on purpose that sabotages a males attempts to have sexual relations with a prospective female. This is usually done by someone close to you and knows how to manuever such acts without appearing to have those intentions. This term can be stated by either a male or female.
2. The lesser known definition for the term cock blockin is when an amatuer dj is learning and needs to practice on other peoples equipment until they can afford to get their own, when a very experienced dj or someone who is just a control freak prevents the amatuer from being able to practice, therfore blockin the progress that could have been attained through practicing.
3. Cock blockin is also a way of describing a female who attempts to demonstrate an appearance of dominance through body language, verbal insinuations, and also chooses to ignore the other women she feels intimidated by, which prevents any form of friendship. A woman who cock blocks usually has had many unsatisfying sexual relationships and is jealous of a woman who has experienced love. She will intentionally compete for that males attention fully aware that he is attached, only as an attempt to capture the other females essence of love. This type of cock blockin is common with prostitues and strippers.
by frankie5x May 8, 2011
Get the cock blockin mug.The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.
Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!
by itcouldhappen--neversaynever September 13, 2011
Get the cockblocking keyboard mug.Being stopped from leaving work by your superior in the company who picks the last minutes of the day to stop and talk to you.
(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
(v) Its 4:59 pm and your about to finish work for the day just then the phone rings it’s your boss who wants to talk to you for a "few minutes" your boss is "clockblocking".
Dude, just as I was leaving from work my boss called and kept me on the phone for forty-five minutes..he is always clockblocking me.
by TheRealMcCoy August 3, 2009
Get the Clockblocking mug.That fucking punk-bitch took my seat at the bar and eventually took home the girl i was talking to. He was totally cockblocking me.
by WillyStyle November 9, 2007
Get the cockblocking mug.1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.
2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.
1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.
2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.
by Leezy October 9, 2006
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