The best company that the world has ever known, tied only with Disney (who has coke products). The ultimate superior to any other cola out there, aka REAL beverages, unlike the poison that (eww...) pepsi (...yuck) tries to serve people. Do do do do doo! Coke is the best. Enjoy coke. Enjoy summer.
Best thing ever.
Best thing ever.
by Coca cola rules July 16, 2015
by Deedeedog2isalegend December 20, 2016
1. The "real" mix of Coca Cola and cocaine
2. Things that seems cool only when you are high on cocaine
2. Things that seems cool only when you are high on cocaine
- I know that people insist that there use to be cocaine in Coca Cola, but it's not true. This, on the other hand, is a real Coca Cool...
or
- Chris usually don't take his shirt off on the dancefloor. I guess he thought it was a coca cool idea.
or
- Chris usually don't take his shirt off on the dancefloor. I guess he thought it was a coca cool idea.
by Japfreak December 10, 2006
A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks.
Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.
Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.
AKA: the new Nike
Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.
Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.
AKA: the new Nike
Coca-cola is a bad company.
by desPERRYado May 18, 2005
by alxxx69r September 21, 2014
The act of masturbating in the shower. Then when about to ejaculate does so on the tub floor, shower knobs, and if possible the shower head.
What the fuck is taking Timmy so long in the shower?
Oh, he's coca-blasting.
Does he do that often?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Oh, he's coca-blasting.
Does he do that often?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
by Debroah Morgan January 18, 2010
once a cheap way to get high until the goddamn goverment banned crack. Now i have to spend 6 grand just to get my weekly cocaine fix from some mexican dude who dont sell it pure.
by crackhead July 4, 2003