cow

(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.

I just had the most delicious steak in the world!

by take the money and run April 3, 2005

Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

by ewan January 3, 2005

cow

an insult to someone you hate

oh my god bob your a cow

by jagged rock.com February 13, 2005

cow

a animal that you squeeze its tits for milk.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.

Get out the way you frickin cow!
Dude are you raping that cow?

by Alex and. February 11, 2008

Cow

Hasn't mastered the space cow level yet and will eat you while you're sleeping if they feel like it.

*eats human*
Cow: Yummy

by The Space Cow February 28, 2022

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by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 9, 2020

cow

A fat bitch who is ugly and looks like she is 50.

Lorenzo's fat cow of a girlfriend better not mess with me or she'll get punched in the ugly face.

by Cuteblondie September 17, 2013