conebone69

A fake pedofiliac screen name made up for a funny skit at the 2006 Emmy's openning number.

Conan O'Brien goes into a house looking for help to get to the Emmys, and supposedly, it was a luring house for child predators that were set up by John Larson and his crew. They showed the skit like it was really on the NBC special, "To Catch a Predator." Then they revealed Conan's "screen name," conebone69. Conan gets nervous and runs out of the house and walks onto the Emmy's stage.

by wholee September 2, 2006

cone piece

The part of a bong you pack the marijuana into to burn.

Fuck, I thought I lost my cone piece, but I found it on the floor over there

by Chiggy January 11, 2005

cone of silence

An imaginary zone from which sound or discussion can't escape. The cone of silence is used to keep something quiet or private. Most often applied to spoken communication, but can also apply to writing or email.

From a running gag on the TV show "Get Smart" in which a plexiglass device would lower from the ceiling and cover the heads of two speakers, so that their conversation couldn't be spied upon. The cone of silence rarely worked correctly on TV, and usually isn't much better in real life.

Employee 1: Hey, I just overheard your boss talking about you. You won't believe what he said.

Employee 2: Let's take this one to the cone of silence.

by Evac156 May 2, 2005

the cone zone

watching late night with connan o'brian

you are now entering the cone zone

by Low Clef May 17, 2004

chonees

Underpants; panties, boxers, or breifs; although typically referencing male undergarments

His chonees were so dirty they could stand up on their own.

by Kit Triforce April 15, 2016

Coneitis

Coneitis is when a stoner has rolled so many spliffs, he can no longer manage to roll a rollie (roll up ciggy) withou coning it.

Stoner 1: mate is that a spliff
Stoner 2: Nah, My coneitis is just really bad
stoner 1: shit

by deadlock September 24, 2006

Cloney Swear

The most powerful swear known to man that can only be done between two clones

"Cloney Swear you will never tell anyone this?"
"I Cloney Swear I won't"

by Olau Alexa Clone April 14, 2022