cmone

Cmone: A strikingly beautiful woman who's touch is like brushstrokes on the canvas of the skin.

A very talented individual, who can take inspiration from anything and redirect it into every facet of her life. She likes the water but is displeased when it touches her, for it compromises her protective layer of dirt, shielding her from the elements. Cmones sometimes can work for weeks on end building up their protective grime. A Cmone loves anything butt-stuff, and enjoys experimentation, a total freak in bed unless she's tired. She has the ability to fall into sleep over the course of a few seconds, mid conversation. In addition with their fiery attitude and suddent spurts of rage, fury and breakdowns, Cmones are dedicated and companionate lovers who will rock your world view with their magnificence.

That was the best Cmone I've ever had!

I appreciate how Cmone you've been lately.

There's a little Cmone in all of us.

cmone by Capt10 January 28, 2017

stuffing the cone

Providing BS in such an attractive way that people eat it up like ice cream.

She was always stuffing the cone, so I didn’t believe the rumors...

stuffing the cone by ASBLAWYER January 2, 2018

clone high 

verb, noun:

to leave hanging, to be left hanging, a cliffhanger.

Coined when the second season of the popular animated television series, Clone High, was abruptly cancelled, leaving viewers to agonize over the first season's cliffhanger: did Abe pick Joan or Cleo?

A: Then, the man dragged his bloody stump toward the window and suddenly--oh gotta' go, my pizza's here.

B: Suddenly what? Hey! Don't clone high me, man!

clone high by titmousicus March 14, 2011

Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

cone of shame 

The plastic cone-shaped protective collar that a veterinarian puts on a dog or cat to prevent them from licking or pawing at an area of their body while it's healing from an injury or surgery. Also referred to as an Elizabethan collar (or e-collar), because of its similarity to the collars worn in Elizabethan dress.

Sherpa isn't enjoying being with the other dogs at the dog park today. You can tell he's embarrassed wearing the cone of shame that the vet put on him after his injury.

cone of shame by Casa de mil suenos August 13, 2017

see you in the cone 

a phrase 5sos says before they put their whole
5sussy into their performance

5sos: see you in the cone

us: 💀

see you in the cone by lc5sos July 25, 2022

Chocolate Snow Cone 

The act of snorting cocaine out of a hooker's asshole

Chad and Steve came over with a hooker and an 8-ball, we did chocolate snow cones until dawn.

Chocolate Snow Cone by Dr. Fuckgate January 18, 2011