Clitty Litter

Bits of toilet paper that get stuck on your bush after you wipe.

Katie: OMG becky,I had to wipe off the clitty litter before my date last night to avoid an unsavory experience.

Becky: OMG, I totally had a clitty litter episode last night!

Katie: Like wow! We are so like, clitty litter buddies!!

by MRLEW262 October 20, 2010

Clitty Licker

Aussie slang for a lesbian.

Clitty Licker: Hey, Kaz! Get ova hea ya clitty likah!

by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

clitty bruiser

Refers to a massive cock that pounds the pussy so hard that it bruises the clit. See also Oil Can

Cynthia was walking bowlegged and sore after the Don pounded her with his clitty bruiser

by Clift July 5, 2006

clitty litter

vaginal paste found in the liner of womens' undergarments (and sometimes pants if produced in mass amounts) aquired at points of climatic pleasure or just from nasty hoes that do not correctly clean their monkeys or garments.

Is that clitty litter or are you just happy to see me?

by quimmy boy November 4, 2002

clitty litter

Clitty litter is what ends up in the crotch of a woman's panties. It consists of dried semen, vaginal secretions, and any other material the woman may be shedding from her uterine and vaginal lining. It can also consist of bits of toilet paper, and if the woman is very unclean, bits of fecal matter, also known as shit. A dingleberry may detach from the hair around the woman's anus, and this too may end up becoming clitty litter.
Clitty litter can be white, red, green, or even brown. This depends on the recent activity of the woman, and her attention to personal hygiene. Check the woman's panties for skid marks!

I was going to go down on that bitch, but that good-looking pussy smelled of ass. Being sneaky, I checked her panties, and found the vented cotton panel to be soaked with dried clitty litter. I then directed me to give me a blow job.

Example two: My girlfriend just got out of the shower, so there was little chance of encountering any nasty clitty litter.

by Rook's Buddy May 8, 2010

clitty clitty clan clan

a group of stuttering lesbians

sylvie said "i'd l l l la la la like to d d da da do that"
"are y y y ya ya you in th th tha the clitty clitty clan clan clan th th tha then?" replied the next door neighbour.

by theWestHamfan January 18, 2004

clitty play

1.) Teasing the clitoris with the tip of a penis.

2.) What a Nigerian man tells a white virgin they will stick to before he deflowers her.

3.) Something new at the Sanrio store.

1.) As Oluoboshoraku shoved his ten inches of manmeat into Dolores in the back stall of the men's restroom of Mickey D's, she thought back to the times they shared on the floral daybed in his aunt's basement--the times when she could still call herself pure, when they had only engaged in clitty play.

2.) Don't worry, baby, it won't hurt! It's only clitty play!

3.) Look Heather! A Hello Kitty Clitty Play vibrating pencil!

by Nantucket Susan February 1, 2007