San Clemente, California

A town in the south of Orange County. It used to be a really cool low-key beach town. Now it is just a blingy place with a bunch of wanna-bes who are upsidedown in their mortgages. It is filled with botox hags/40 year old ex strippers/"cheerleaders" who are so worthless they can't even get a job. They sit around and scream at their wannabe surfer husbands because they can't make enough money to keep up with what they think is their "lifestyle." Some may or may not be swingers. The houses were build like crap in the early and mid two thousands. These bozos paid way too much for the houses and now they are stuck with homes they couldn't afford in the first place.

Walking through the mall I noticed 6 botox hags. They must be from San Clemente, California Wish they would put on more clothes I really don't want to look at them.

by tankerperson June 17, 2011

clementing

Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.

Im gonna go clementing next week, need some extra flow for my vacation!

by clementing101 November 2, 2013

Jemaine Clement

One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.

Jemaine Clement is my hero, and they're better be another season of Flight of the Conchords on HBO.

by sfwildflower August 7, 2008

clemente

the most amazing man you will ever meet. a clemente will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.

“have you met my friend clemente? you’re gonna love being around him!”

by saraht76 December 7, 2017

chimene

Chimène is the perfect girl, smart, brave and beautiful. She has a big heart and always help people, sometimes she feel sad and insecure but she should to know : HER FRIENDS WILL ALWAYS HERE FOR HER BECAUSE WE LOVE HER !

Chimene is a special person with a beautiful soul, everyone should have a Chimene in their life.
Love u Chichou

Manon : ohhh woah Chimene you're so georgous!
Zoé : We love chichi

Lili : don't eat ''salade Cesar''

by Liayaya April 24, 2020

Client 9

The name that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer was given in an FBI affidavit that detailed the operations of the prostitution ring, "The Emperor's Club."

"Yes, this is Client 9. I would like to send the money via mail, and have Kristen here by 5:30."

by moshimoshi3000 March 12, 2008

chimera

Creature of myth. Head of a lion, body of a goat, tail of a dragon/snake.
Also, a very rare condition where one person has two completely separate sets of DNA, usually caused when 2 separate zygotes fuse together. One of the embryos has died, but its DNA still exists in the other embryo. Hence, having two different sets of DNA.

Chimeras are typically only seen in zoology. It is very rarely found to exist in humans.

by katie was here June 12, 2009