Celebratory Wank

When you feel pleased with yourself and you are alone, celebrate by having a wank. Ropes of semen will flow from your twitching cock.

After a Celebratory Wank you may experience feelings of guilt.

by dead fantasist November 26, 2006

celebretard

A talentless low level celebrity whose social status is either solely parasitic, or purely dependant on what they are willing to do or 'get out' for the cameras.

Proving herself to be a complete celebretard, despite laws prohibiting such Jordan got topless on a Maldivian beach.

by Bette Noir June 26, 2009

Celebacon

A large celebration held in honour of bacon. can be held before or after the eating of bacon.

"Hey dude this pasta rocks"
"yeah its got bacon in it"
"sweet I can't wait for the celebacon!"

by MatthewChaplin August 22, 2009

celebracy

The curious practice where a celebrity takes a vow of voluntary celibacy. Usually taken by brooding male rock stars like Rivers Cuomo and Morrissey.

I don't know why you'd practice celebracy when you could get any screaming teenage groupie you wanted.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

Urination Celebration

The act of going to the bathroom when a movie is finished. It lasts for at least 15 seconds, and all you can do is smile.

"Dude I watched The Dark Knight yesterday and my urination celebration was amazing. It was the best i've had yet, and I have watched a lot of movies."

by The Urinator5010 October 23, 2008

Semi-Celeb

Someone who is well known and on the verge of becoming a celebrity.

"Pete Merrill is a semi-celeb. He doesn't have paparazzi following him, but a lot of people have heard of him."

by thirdiedotcom December 1, 2009

ceeebs

Alternative use for cbf "can't be fucked", term used for laziness and low level of motivation, generally used whilst you're playing games.

Alex: what are you doing ?
Lenart: Playing LOL.
Alex: Dinner?
Lenart: Ceeebs.

by kuyyuk August 19, 2011