jeremy clarkson

A hilarious TV star from the BBC motoring show top gear (UK, not the horrible American one). He has a great sense of humor, sometimes a bit controversial and seemingly with the logic of a twelve year old but great to watch and together with Richard Hammond and James May, the greatest TV show in the world(it is the most watched factual TV show in the world) is produced.

Did you see the latest Top Gear Christmas special?
-no, what was it about?
-Jeremy Clarkson, Richard and May went on a journey though Patagonia! it is great! i really recommend it!
-OK, thanks, i think i will watch it.

by random ass dude who is sexayyy January 21, 2015

smelly clarkson

a synonym for feces, but leaning more toward the strong scented end of the spectrum

"man, i left a nice smelly clarkson in there; give it a few minutes"

by mike zylstra January 9, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

Fourty Clocks

Fourty Clocks is when fourty clocks get together and form a grandfather clock which attacks the atmospherical existence of turtles using multiple smurfs.

Wait...was that a smurf? Oh god we need to go, the fourty clocks are coming to get the atmospherical existence of the turtles, hunny! Get the turtles into the log cabin!

by Ching ching! July 1, 2009

clackety clack

the sound created when you shake a pair, or more, of dice together

I can hear clackety clack coming from the craps table.

by slothlovechunk August 23, 2006

meaty clackers

A pair of big testicles. From the TV show The League

Baby Geoffrey sure has some meaty clackers.

by Chelupa Batman March 18, 2016

cracksicle

n. A piece of, or pieces of, crack rock strategically hidden inside of an ice cream cone, and usually sold out of an old white van by a parole violating sex offender. Creepy music is usually involved.

Tom: Hey man, what is that guy doing riding around selling ice cream at noon in February?

Matt: He's not selling just ice cream...he's selling cracksicles!

by Em Are Double You May 15, 2008