church-kike

A derogatory slur for a Judeo-Christian, often characterized under the category of Churchianity

John Hagee, like many other televengelists, is just another church-kike you should avoid.

by Mizraim2425 September 11, 2020

church.

one word expression to show approval of a situation.

word must be used by itself though, similar to "good", "cool.", "perfect", "awesome." and "sweet." and can not be used in the middle of a sentence

signals the end of the conversation. once the word is used properly, the conversation will almost always end/change topics. if it does not, then chances are you are not using the word properly.

Wrong way:

Person A: Did you see the game last night?!
Person B: Yea! Lebron was so church man.
Person A: What did you just say?

Correct way:
(someone knocks on your hotel room door at 4:02 am and wakes you from a drunken coma. looking through your peephole, you see a man, similar in appearance to a Beatles cover artist straight out of 1967, who is more intoxicated and roughed up than you have ever been. You open the door to find him holding a $5 bill looking at you)

Hotel occupant: Uhh, whats up man?

Intoxicated Man: Do you have a lighter? Ill give you $5.

Hotel Occupant: (reaches for $0.50 bic) Deal.

(Drunken man shakes it and listens for fluid, then lights it.)

Intoxicated Man: "Church."

(To his satisfaction, he gives a drunken thumbs up as he begins to walk away.)

end of conversation. never saw the man again.

by sandpapercondom January 8, 2010

God Church

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!

by Anusboi June 10, 2017

Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011

Churme

Churma is a euphamism for a derogatory word in hindi. It was coined by certain dudes while having the dish churma in a dhaba. It is usually used as a substitute for the word 'Chutiya'. The word churma is very useful especially when girls or elders are around.

He What' up churme?

Kya kar raha hai churme??

Dekhta kya hai be churme? Duu kya ek rakh ke?

Abbe chup chaap khaa na churme... !!!

by +ZeuS+ April 5, 2011

church of meme

a place you go to worship the almighty memes and meme gods. if you go there, you are considered a memeist or a memeologist. it’s a place for the religion and practice of memes. it’s a way of life

dude what religion r u

i’m a memeist i go to the church of meme

cool bro but what do u do there

we worship memes

sounds radical man

by coronasabeech June 27, 2019

church giggles

Uncontrolable laughter in an inappropriate situation. Coined by comedian Kathy Griffin.

Julie: Sorry I couldn't make it to Tim's funeral yesterday. How was it?

Bill: Oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when I got a case of the church giggles during the burial. I don't know where it came from, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Julie: You're sick, you know that? He was your best friend!

Bill: Oh like you've never gotten the church giggles before. Need I remind you of your nephew's briss?

by improviduto September 1, 2005