cuffy

Used in and around Stafford, Staffordshire to describe someone/something as uncool, geeky or if you like, nerdy. Circa 1990 and still used today in the county town of Stafford, England.

'Dude your bmx is so cuffy'

by Ben Conn November 8, 2008

Duff Chuff

basically getting a girl up the duff and then sucking the baby out through a straw when possible

i fucking did the duff chuff to chelsea leigh last night

by ryan926 January 12, 2009

chuffage

smoking pot, marijuana, weed, grass

You want to partake in some chuffage?

by KristenRojo November 22, 2006

chuff

anglo-slang for snatch, vagina.

"How's the weather in Phoenix?"

"Dryer than a nun's chuff."

by ixnay5 October 8, 2005

Chuffed to Bits

The act of masturbating with a high quality watch strapped around ones penis (you must have small wrists to accomplish this). During this high sexual performance a man will attempt to ejaculate or have sex with his hand bound to his penis by a high class watch. Perforation of the genitals is common during this activity bleeding, vomiting, and diarrhea are all common side effects

One may insert additional watches in their rectum to achieve a larger orgasm.

"Hey mate I was just Chuffed to Bits over that watch you let me borrow"

"Dude that is disgusting just keep the damn watch"

"O I M8 thank you bruva!"

by willnotcallyou November 23, 2019

Chuff Nuggs

Smoking weed, poking smot, burning trees. Originated in 2008 in Boulder, Colorado

"Chuff nuggs?"
"Chuff nuggs..."
(Nuggs proceed to get chuffed)

"Look at his eyes, you can tell he's a nugg chuffer"

by Moey Fresh October 18, 2008

Chuffapotamus

A minger with an especially large butt.

Debbie's a right chuffapotamus since she ate all the pies.

by randomchancer January 28, 2010