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Chud

An erect penis that has had all pubic hair shaved from around it (including scrotum). Normally achieved with an electric shaver as opposed to a manual razor, to give a stubbly feel.

Male equivalent of minge
a) After I shaved my cock, she thrust that chud into her mouth.

b) She chomped my chud all night!
by elsmeghead February 26, 2011
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Chud

A chad and a stud combined, a total badass.
Person 1: "Look at that fucking chud!"
Person 2: "I know right, what a badass!"
by ajaajajajajajajaja May 13, 2020
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Chud

This is when your penis is wider than it is long.
Hey Ken, I bet my chud is bigger than your chud, lets have a competition.
by jonnyboy123 September 5, 2007
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Chud

A person that constantly disappoints friends and family.

Such as being late for their own party, never being able to be contacted when needed and forgetting important events.

Other characteristics of a chud, include, but is not limited to trying to act kawaii and consistently fails at their attempts to do anything.
I can't believe that chud is late for his own party.
Dude, did you see that chud randomly blurt out stuff during class.
by Kiddwarrior June 14, 2014
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Chud

A mixture of cheese and mud caused by the interaction of dairies and trench warfare.
Wipe that chud off uniform, soldier.
by Steve November 19, 2003
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Chud

A child or infant.

Usually refers to someone's unwanted or unintended bastard offspring.

An insult.
(While in a shopping mall, a child of a rather young, single mother walks into you and it dumps ice-cream on your pants):

"Woman! Put your dirty little chud on a leash and be a parent! That cost me $100!"
by Glamdoll December 28, 2008
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Chud

It's a slang word for chewing gum.
by BigBoiSwoony February 15, 2017
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