chob

1) The act of being a complete moron, asshat or assclown
2) Claiming you actually know what it is you are doing while you clearly do not

Would you guys just shut up and stop being such chobs?

Gosh, you guys are being such chobs, will you just do it?

by Rick Mazurek May 12, 2006

chob

a fat blonde canadian kid

Guy 1: "What a fat canadian kid"
Guy 2: "No dude what a chob"

by mikey8914 September 18, 2010

chob

A horrible, overused insult referring to a moron or idiot. This insult is commonly used by introverted fatties that play the MMORPG World of Warcraft. This insult is rarely taken offensive, as the person using said insult is generally a "chob" themselves.

You're such a chob for having a differing opinion than mine!

by TheColbyJack February 04, 2009

chob

A stinky penis or cheesy knob. Otherwise shortened to the phrase 'chob'.

hey dude, take a break and wash your chob. I can smell it from here.

by cheese eater 2000 December 05, 2010

chob

The act to be sick (or puke up)

Wow man, after that beer last night i was chobbing all morning.

Dude your the chobber of the group

by charli33 April 11, 2010

chob

A blank expressionless face. OR the expression reffering to such a face. often used as a reaction to something bad.
Chobbing off may and might refer to a hand job.

"Dude I just shit on your good blanket for fun" "chooooob"
"Cmon, just chob off on my chest already"
"Are you chobbing off in there?"

by StuIrt February 28, 2008

chob

Somebody who stays overnight or for a time period at your house/apartment and eats everything in sight, uses your facilities then leaves without any reimbursements to you.

Steve decided to crash at our place this weekend and ate all my food then broke a window without paying. What a chob.

by Lmaoing October 13, 2006