choad rocket

The definiton of choad rocket consists of a choad that unloads the tank after a long amount of time of waiting to unload on his bitch

Yo dawg did you hear Jaboris released his choad rocket on his side ting!

by Twas the night before nigmas March 5, 2019

dough choad

A douchebag or tool with a lot of money who tends to be popular with the ladies for just that reason.

Some dough choad was at the club last night throwing money around and stealing all the action.

by Fancypants2 December 15, 2008

choadem pole

a choad painted with the faces of choad gods

that fucker has a choadem pole

by Dan M. May 1, 2003

Choadzilla

A choad mesuring over 5cm in with.

"Man that choad i nailed last night was a choadzilla"

by Collins dictionary! October 31, 2006

Choad Rash

The rash that forms on the choadal region caused from the constant slapping and rubbing of sweaty balls.

Bruce gave Elton Choad Rash from the hour long ass pounding in the sauna.

by Tainted Choad September 8, 2007

Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

by coastmonkey August 22, 2008

Choad Stroker

A choad stroker simply enjoys stroking other mens choads. Or lady choads.
A.K.A. Zach Mazeski

Weslee:that zach kid is a choad stroker
Trevor:ya hes pretty gay

by The Punisher ;] April 23, 2009