connered

To become extraordinarily inebriated off such small amounts of alcohol as to have no metric or imperial standard of measure; a descriptive term for drinking used by novices with a negligible alcohol tolerance and great flare for exaggeration.

I drank half a shot last night, and I was connered.

My six friends and I bought a can of bud light and plan on getting connered tonight girlfriend, wanna come?

by Carson Lokovich January 22, 2008

Chunkered!

To be full, you know, like eating to much. Must always be said in a really tick Norther Irish accent.

A. Ive eaten so much, Im...

B. Chunkered!

by Added by Calum, made by Daniel April 21, 2008

cockered

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.

Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!

by The cocker February 28, 2014

chundered

In kayaking, rafting, canoeing, and catarafting when a person and/or their craft is thrown about violently in a hydraulic feature of a river for a long time. Long time, being a relative term referring to longer than you can handle, which can be less than 15 seconds. Usually the craft is recirculated back into the hole several times, leading to a feeling that escape is impossible. Characterised by a complete loss of perspective with respect to the world and commonly followed by a swim.

I totally got chundered in that hole.
Dude did you see that punter raft get chundered in hellhole.

by Ivan Orion November 7, 2007

heckin Chonker

1. Usually used to describe an overweight animal with the intention of mocking the owner for not keeping their pet healthy.
2. Can be also used ironically to oppose the critique and to remind others that there are bigger problems then overfeeding a pet even in the animal abuse category.

3. Can also be used to mock these animal abuse apologists (2) for being morons critizizing something that isn't wrong in its nature.

person 1: Hey dude, you wanna go out with me?
person 2: Not really, sorry bro
person 1: Why not?
person 2: You're a heckin chonker

by IonDust June 7, 2020

chundered everywhere

take a series of tactical and uncontrollable voms as a result of binge drinking, a disgusting site, rank smell, or because you can.

Tom: Steve was on it last night, what a legend!

Chris: Mate, heard he chundered everywhere..
Frank: It was totally rancid! I think he got some onto Christina

by gwuam August 23, 2011

Chonkers

Noun:(Chonk)
A fat cat

Adjective:(Chonkers)
Description of Something Awesome.

Synonyms
#EpicFartMoment
Awesome
Cool

"I just finished the Similarian"
"Chonkers!"

by WubNub December 7, 2020