Chonkered

Extremely fucking high

"ahhh shit man, that za got me absolutely chonkered"

by YodielandEnthusiast July 25, 2024

Doorway chonker

A cat who sits in awkward places.

I couldn't get into my house because my cat was being a doorway chonker

by VeeBEAN September 28, 2021

Chonker

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as chonkers.

Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?

Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.

by RudeOil September 10, 2021

Cheeky Chonker

When someone is being exteremly cheeky, to the point that the chekiness fills up their body and become chonky.

Guy 1: dude! Jeff yesterday managed to sneak snaks into the cinema by pretending he was pregnant!

Guy 2: what a cheeky chonker!

by danfior02 April 2, 2019

Chonker

A large thing that is rather large

This chonker is so chonkular!???!?!111!!?

by Zonklst February 23, 2021

CHONKer

a little person names LANA; according to the CCC

LANA is a little CHONKer and no one can do anything about that

by hello demons it’s ya boo November 4, 2020

Chonker

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as Chonkers.

Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?

Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.

by RudeOil September 10, 2021