Chongedwan

When one is very very very high. Eating lots and making random food at 3 a.m. in the morning.

Laughing at random things what your friend say. Oh yeah also falling asleep randomly!

" Mann I'm chongedwan"
"I was chongedwan lastnight me bro"

"hahahahahahaha chongedwan....hahahah"

by DJAMBAMAN March 12, 2016

texas lane change

an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.

"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."

by gwiz September 11, 2008

illegal lane change

Changing from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse without the consent of the female partner.

Barb went ballistic when Ken pulled an illegal lane change last night.

by Topher Kersting February 14, 2006

Chonce

Niall's fucked up way of pronouncing "chance" in the song "18" by One Direction.

Niall: "We took a chonce, God knows we tried."
The World: "ITS CHANCE YOU DUMB FUCK."
Niall: "weyhey."

by bluehairdontcare October 15, 2015

spare change

a euphemism used by beggars that refers to "legal tender" in small or otherwise large quantities.

beggar: "got any spare change, my man?"
me: "no"

by volound July 31, 2012

Countin' Change

A phrase used to indicate that you are not doing anything significant.

After I finish these reports and file these documents I'll just be countin' change for the rest of the day.

by J-Hellz August 7, 2009

chump change

An insignificant amount of money. Money that can be easily disposed with.

Don't worry about that million, its chump change.

by tt February 15, 2003