checking the digits 

v. Thorough and generally spontaneous inspection of one's fingers.

Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."

checking the digits by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010

Choking Chewbacca

The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .

"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!

Choking Chewbacca by Partypoison321 November 26, 2010

choking the corn

The stroking the rough part of a females vagina wall (g spot) in a rapid motion with your two middle fingers until orgasm occurs.

BOB: Hey bro, what did you and Sydney get into last night?

JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.

choking the corn by uhRedux April 19, 2017

Chucking the prawn in 

An unsolicited dick picture.

1. "So I was just chatting to this guy online and he chucked the prawn in."

2. "Avoid that dating site, it's full of guys chucking the prawn in"

Chucking the prawn in by The Cats Whiskers August 16, 2018

shirt cocking

the act of wearing only a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones cock

When I went to burning man, I noticed a lot of people from the Meghan's Law website shirt cocking around me.

shirt cocking by Mr. Liquor Face October 15, 2010

checking the baggage 

"Checking the baggage" refers to the act of arranging or rearranging the contents of one's trousers (i.e. penis and testicles) in order to ensure's one's own comfort while sitting, standing, playing the piano, etc.

Hamish missed his stop while riding the bus as he was busy checking the baggage and didn't hear the driver call out "Gropecunt Lane!"

checking the baggage by Hieronymus March 29, 2008

Chokking up the tok 

Getting to the money

I was chokking up the tok when I was selling bricks

Chokking up the tok by KxlebG January 20, 2023