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twat chisel

Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.
"Your remark makes no sense. You are a twat chisel."
by Nettlesome March 24, 2019
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Clit Chisel

1. (noun) A particularly rigid erection that feels as though its hard as iron. This also applies to morning wood.

2. (verb) To repeatedly poke a woman's clitoris with the tip of the penis with short but powerful strokes, mimicking a sculptor chiseling away at a statue.
When Mary inquired about the dents in the mattress, John replied "Those are from my clit chisel."
by Creeping Gibs December 9, 2009
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joy chisel

A term used to describe the "daddy" parts of the male anatomy. Also a device that mimics the afore mentioned member. See also: penis, dick, rod, johnson, willy, pecker, cock, love rocket or vibrator, dildo
Jill worked on Jack's joy chisel like a pro.
by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005
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Scoop Dump Chisel

The act of scooping a breast then duming it and then grabbing like the chiseling of clay
Oh adam scoop dump chisel me!
by bc2k12 May 2, 2011
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Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.
"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."
by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019
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piss chisel

To pee into the toilet to try remove and remove someone elses skid marks
Eddie - Don't you hate it when you go to pee and there are skid marks in the bowl?
Merv - Yeah Dude, and you have to use the piss chisel to try and remove them!
by Birko01 September 7, 2013
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Tongue chisel

When a domesticated animal (typically a dog)drinks water from the toilet bowl and then licks the skid marks clean that were left behind after someone just dropped a stanley steamer in the toilet.
"Gross, Maggie the Great Dane just tongue chiseled the skid marks in Queen Latifa's toilet!
by Fixie4life January 7, 2010
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